Noah Mueller — curious about everything

LOCAL BUILDER REFUSES TO STOP TYPING

Witnesses report a lantern that never goes out — “the jungle grew around the desk, not the other way round.”

Moving picture — Noah Mueller at his desk, photographed last night. Picture subscribers report the fireflies drift and the lantern flickers when watched long enough.

The man at the desk is Noah Mueller, a computational scientist of Basel.

Asked what he was building, the subject reportedly answered “something amazing” without looking up.

Neighbours describe the builder as curious about everything and obsessed with a few things.

The Observer notes that the page you are holding is itself one of the things he built.

Officials advise readers to proceed downward at their own pace. FULL REPORT — §01, COL. 1 ⟶

THE DESK, BASEL

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PUZZLE OF THE NIGHT

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White to move — mate in two.

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THE BUILDER IN FIGURES

milestones	3 · two berths still open
plots growing	2 · noahOS, the chess coach
languages	2 · EN / DE
roots	3 · piano, chess, movement
chess rating	≈ 1100 · enthusiast
readers tracked	0 · on principle

§01 · STORY — FROM THE CANOPY DESK

VINES SEEN DELIVERING THREE COMPUTER WINDOWS

By our canopy correspondent, L2, mid-stems — continued from the front page

Residents of the middle stems report renewed vine activity above the platform.

The first window holds a file called story.md.

Botanists consulted by this desk confirm the strands are punctual.

MOVING PICTURE — RIGHT ⟶

*Moving picture* — a strand, mid-growth, carrying *story.md* to its reader. The terminal answers if spoken to. **SCROLL TO ENLARGE**

Subscribers who missed the bloom may scroll back up and watch it again.

The terminal, for its part, keeps office hours around the clock.

CANOPY DESK — PAGE 2 ⟶

§02 · PATH — MID-DESCENT

FIVE MILESTONES RIDE THE GREAT WHEEL

By our milestone desk — “not a CV,” insists source

*Moving picture* — the waterwheel, photographed between cards. Readers may spin it themselves on the premises. **SCROLL TO ENLARGE**

The great wheel carries five cards.

The fourth card concerns webdesign and projects.

Riders are reminded the wheel is not a curriculum vitae.

Each card may be clicked for the longer story.

Two berths on the rim remain open. FULL REPORT — PAGE 3 ⟶

§03 · GROWING — GARDEN NOTES

THINGS STILL BECOMING

Printed at their real stage; dead things leave the paper

noahOS

Moving picture — noahOS and the chess coach, recorded in the garden ledger at their true stages. SCROLL TO ENLARGE

Two plots are under cultivation in the garden below.

The gardener shows both at their real stage.

Capabilities are shown; internals are not. GARDEN DESK — PAGE 6 ⟶

☞ ENCOUNTER — NOTICE TO ALL READERS

BEAR SIGHTED BEHIND HEDGE;
READERS ADVISED TO KEEP SCROLLING

*Moving picture* — the animal, photographed by our safety desk moments before the picture went dark. The claw marks are original.

The animal stands behind the hedge at the bottom of this page.

The management accepts no liability past this line.

SAFETY DESK — PAGES 5/6 ⟶

§04 · PLAY — AFTER HOURS

PIANO, CHESS, MOVEMENT: THE ROOTS REPORT

Sport & leisure, below the floor

After hours the builder descends to the roots.

MOVING PICTURE — RIGHT ⟶

Moving picture SCROLL TO ENLARGE

He is, by every account, extroverted to the bone.

Management wishes it known that no metronome was harmed. PHOTOGRAPH TO FOLLOW — PAGE 8 ⟶

§05 · CONTACT — CLASSIFIEDS

LET'S BUILD SOMETHING

WANTED — a project, a rough idea, or a proper conversation. Inquire within, or use the coupon opposite. hello@noahbytes.com

SERVICES — websites, AI workflows and custom tools, built for people. Talk to the desk.

SEEN — one computational scientist, building things after dark.

FOUND — one octopus tentacle, dimly lit pond.

LOST — one afternoon, somewhere in §02. Reward: another.

NOTICE — this page tracks nobody.

REACH THE DESK — github.com/noahmueller97 · hello@noahbytes.com · Basel, CH.

URGENT — the bear remains patient. Readers are reminded to keep scrolling.